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VelociPodcast 154: Scientology Nunchucks

Are your fail videos failing properly? Do you have real friends? Do you know when to use nunchucks? Most people do. How about recognizing when people asking questions are bullshitting. More importantly, should you get your scientology personality test done drunk?

Peter Makes a Friend

VelociPodcast 153: Platypus Plague

The Minotaur is re-visited, hopefully for the last time. The question “Why is the Enterprise white?” has a surprisingly not racist answer. What is Grumpy Uncle Peter’s feelings on the Platypus and some helpful hints on how to not catch the plague.

VelociPodcast 152: Can a Centaur identify as a Minotaur?

There are some daddy issues that worked through in this one. So if you want to be witness to that, great. Then people who take fiction too seriously are attacked again, because screw those people.

Then the question is asked and Grumpy Uncle Peter takes a long drought of rum and answers the question. Finally, we can all know.

VelociPodcast 151: The Grumpy Principle

Learn all about all the internet Laws and principles. No, Rule 34 is not mentioned, because there has not been a Velocipodcast themed porn made yet, thus the rule does not hold.

Also, some kid needs to be taken down and I have no idea what people are talking about when they talk to me.

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