Would you rather break up with a mermaid or get dumped by a…I think I mixed that up. If the mental image of doing a mermaid doggy style would bother you, and the fact you just read that means the image is already sort of in your head, then skip this podcast. Or, you could just skip that section. It’s the section where Grumpy Uncle Peter talks about doing a mermaid.
VelociPodcast 161: Battlefront News
Does targeted advertising work? Not on Grumpy Uncle Peter, the dude is incognito at all times. Could A.B, C beat D in very specific conditions? Probably not. A new style video game review and the corruption of youth.
VelociPodcast 160: Follow up
A bunch of questions from previous episodes which means you have to go back and listen from the beginning. Seriously, from episode 1, which isn’t even on the internet anymore. That and a question from People Time Podcast. Also, would I rather not this time.
VelociPodcast 159: Would you rather mayonnaise?
So many questions, a would you rather, some hypotheticals and horse kicking. Also, why Libra is destined, astrologically, to fail like the bitch coin it is.
VelociPodcast 158: Boaty McPeterBoat
Why Peter never became a sailor, why he never got into street fights, why detective Conan was #1 in Japan. That’s a lot of Why questions answered.
VelociPodcast 157: Challenge Fail
Justin Beiber challenges Tom Cruise and I think I know why no one will really care. Do High IQ people feel each other? and another Would you rather…
VelociPodcast 156: Level 1
What is a black belt other than a guy who spent 7 dollars on a black belt? The Quora parenting questions don’t slow down because terrible parents spend their time on Quora.
Would you rather…? It’s going to be a 4 part series, or more.
What is a level 1 human being, the definitive answer.
Dragon Vs Wyvern
The first attempt to animate a velocipodcast segment.
VelociPodcast 155:Would You Rather 1
Nunchucks make a surprising re-visit, the Minotaur is perfectly defined and a standard “would you rather” question is answered 100% completely.
If you have your own “would you rather” questions tweet at https://twitter.com/VelociPeter or email velocipodcast@gmail.com
VelociPodcast 154: Scientology Nunchucks
Are your fail videos failing properly? Do you have real friends? Do you know when to use nunchucks? Most people do. How about recognizing when people asking questions are bullshitting. More importantly, should you get your scientology personality test done drunk?