Find out what motivated Grumpy Uncle Peter to do better in school.
Learn some underhanded sales psychology that doesn’t work if you know it and listen to 3 people blather on about He-man, Transformers and G.I. Joe.
Also, G.I. George The Third.
VelociPodcast 144: Kung Fu Review
If all martial arts teachers have to fight to the death to prove they are the best, that pretty much leaves one injured person with less help to teach the next generation, that’s a bad idea.
Listen to GUP give up on a Quora question and realize that reviews of things will have to become living entities in themselves.
VelociPodcast 143: Affirmation of flying sheep
VelociPodcast ventures out into the new age then breaks it down for people who want to come to Japan and not be boring.
Also, a “versus” question is solved vis a vis Superman and Thanos. Then a short history lesson which should lead to the re-introduction of Zepplins.
How good is that?
VelociPodcast 142: Reverse right
Have you ever bought a paperclip? Grumpy Uncle Peter hasn’t and he’s had enough of that.
How do you recognize a High IQ faker? See if they’re on Quora.
How do you get ahead in the business world? Don’t be funny.
And how do you use the word “reverse”? Probably incorrectly.
VelociPodcast 141: Supermans Abs Pop
It isn’t clear if Grumpy Uncle Peter needs to learn etiquette, or other people in the same bathroom, but things happened.
Then some statistics are looked over and languages are murdered.
Superman gets explained, completely.
VelociPodcast 140: Showdown in Little Penis Talk
How does Grumpy Uncle Peter eat? In a way that would probably annoy you.
Why don’t Aikido masters tear down the upstarts in MMA? Grumpy Uncle Peter annoys them.
Finally, What is wrong with the climactic conversation in the 1991 film “Showdown in Little Tokyo”? Not enough foreplay.
VelociPodcast 139: Vape or Drift
We return to the topic of Pokemon and morality. Which is way more time than it deserves.
Then some more parenting advice for parents who suck.
Finally, a game for all to play, is it a vape term or a drift term? Download the sheet to play here.
VelociPodcast 138: Who owns what
Once again Grumpy Uncle Peter lays it out for some weak minded parents who don’t seem to realize that the rules they set for their kids are the rules they basically have to abide by as well. Then there is a crazy lady who tried to sic reddit on the world to find her son’s heart now in someone else’s body.
Also, he tries to convince movie producers to take Thor’s clothes off.
VelociPodcast 137: Dick Detecting
The hard Quora Questions get answered, about hair and vaping. Those are two different questions.
Grumpy Uncle Peter explains that if you are an incel nice guy and things aren’t going your way, it’s probably 100% your own fault.
Then there is more lego talk. Which doesn’t seem like it matched up with the episode title, but it totally does.
VelociPodcast 136: Gotta Kidnap them all
There is a message to the world in this one. Basically, subscribe to this podcast. It’s that level of altruism.
What is kindness, optimism, pessimism and someone needs to really define what a Pokemon is. There is a lot of legal grey area in that whole universe, never mind the rampant child abuse.