The Blair Witch of Tokyo

Everyone gets annoyed by kids. They’re loud and fall down a lot after doing dumb things and then think it’s someone else’s job to fix things. I get frustrated with kids sometimes, but I have never hit the level of Takeshi Inaba who decided the best way to fix the problem of children existing was to go Blair Witch on them.

What got him noticed was a 12 centimeter doll that he put on a pedestrian crossing knowing the kids in the community would have to pass there. Attached to the doll was a note that read “To all you damn elementary school kids, jump off and die.”

When police investigated he admitted “I did it after becoming irritated by the annoying voices of the children,”

About 30 other, not super friendly, messages have been found around a local park and train station which are now being ascribed to the accused.

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