Which is the smartest monster? Is the answer truly us?
Should you let your kids be terrified of monsters in the closet, like Santa?
How strong should a ghost be and can we all agree to just follow the rules from now on? It makes all this stuff so much better.
When people say things to you the natural inclination is to think they are saying positive things. Thus we have the need to take a moment and consider what was said.
How should you punish your kids? Well.
Grumpy Uncle Peter’s grumpy little heart grows three times in the end.
Look, it isn’t just Peter talking about giants as a substitute for the love his father never gave him. It isn’t.
Sure, there is that, but that isn’t all it is.
There’s other stuff too, about Game of Thrones.
But it is mostly giants.
Sarcasm, is it the greatest form of humor, or the worst. Perhaps could it be both?
Are reality TV shows real?
What do you look for in an electric car?
Another awesome super power reveal.@/VelociPeter
Still working out the bits. I think I need to decide on a drawing style and stick with it, which may require me to learn how to draw…
Where do the best ringtones come from?
Doesd anyone want to visit the Halls factory in Thailand with Grumpy Uncle Peter?
Who is tougher?
Then the epic ramble that could be refined into something funny if someone actually cared.
What is Spongebob and how has Ash not caught him yet?
When you do an interview and you think you’ve done everything right how is it you didn’t get the job. If they cut the interview short, the first mistake was thinking you did everything right.
I wrote for the internet for a long time, it has shown me many things. mostly, that people don’t read much anymore.
The truth about the relationship between this podcast and social media is finally revealed.
Why is poetry so bad?
The first VelociPodcast Game review and a desperate attempt to offset buyers remorse.
How to buy a Harley, or not to.
Is batman a wuss? What’s it like to return to your home country and feel like an alien? Probably how everyone who listens to this podcast feels every day.
Also, the t-shirt arrived, it looks better than I expected.
Grumpy Uncle Peter breaks the 4th wall on toilets in science fiction, then dives right back in. Why are Canadians so mean to Americans and a little love for the camera man.
VP 117 Star Trek Toilets
The VelociPodcast T shirt