VP 110: Oliver the Monkey

If you were going to make a bet, what would be something worth betting? That’ gets answered.

Also, why isn’t Jason Statham James Bond, other than the fact that he isn’t.

Finally, the conclusion is made that if you actually have to look up bestiality laws, you have bigger problems than the results of the search.

VP 110


VelociPodcast 109: The Hulk re-visited

It’s not a re-hash. Grumpy Uncle Peter re-visits the qualities of the Hulk, because apparently the Hulk must be considered annually or Peter dies.

American don’t seem to understand Canada isn’t a single individual and finally, once again, doubt all intelligence, which should be your normal state any way.

VP 109


Clear Coke

Clear Coke was released yesterday. I managed to get a bottle.

It certainly wasn’t as bad as I expected. It’s got a bit of lemon and really does taster like coke, which if you like, that’s a good thing.

It is also 0 calorie, which means if you don’t like the aftertaste of diet drinks, which is my big turn off, you won’t drink it twice.

If you like diet drinks, this is probably a big step up.

Coke, ironic?

There have been a couple of velocipodcasts that have hit the theme of companies sabotaging each other. None so spitefully as Coke coming out with Clear Tab in order to sabotage Crystal Pepsi way back in the 90’s.

The world doesn’t stop moving and when you run out of ideas you go back to the well of crap you created and say “Sure, let’s try it for realsies this time.”

The result: Clear Coke, coming soon. No color, basically the same taste as regular coke, but with a touch of lemon.

It’s Pepsi’s chance for revenge, except they’ve come out with so many shit drinks I don’t thinkĀ  it would have an impact.

VelociPodcast 106: Too much Anime DLC

Loose ends from previous podcasts get wrapped up. That doesn’t mean someone was killed…no one was killed. These were just ideas. You can’t kill an idea.

Anyway, that happens, then the Quora question about anime gets answered and Grumpy Uncle Peter just guessed about something.

VP 106


VP 105: Prayers for Birthdays

We need more information on thougths and prayers, there’s an amazing amount of Canada bashing on Quora that can’t be ignored.

Then GUP rips into his mom…? What a dick move.

Also, a transition into manhood that will never be forgotten.

VP 105