VP 199: All the thoughts

A little clean up episode of random thoughts from the notebook.

Not the movie the notebook, which I absolutely adore. No, my own notebook, which isn’t as good as THE Notebook, it’s more of A notebook. 

I am not talking about the Notebook the movie at all in this episode, but maybe that was just my miss this time.

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VP 197 Vampire Viagra

Can you get a black belt in martial arts in a year? This podcast tells you how.

A definitive answer to the question posed last week, can vampires get it up and can they reproduce. You get those answers and the joy of listening to Grumpy Uncle Peter try and not say too dirty words, but then give up.

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VP 197 Apache Tramp Stamp

No downers, I think. Depends on if you are sad about vampire boners.

To be honest if the thought of a vampire boner gets you down, or the fact that they may not be able to get boners gets you down, you have a bunch of other things to worry about.

Also, defeating medieval armies, child care, the manipulation of people leading to double standards and the tramp stamp that never was.

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VP 196: The Hunt for Sweatpants

This week felt even more random that usual. How to deal with a very specific private investigator, why this podcast was unable to find the most attractive person on the internet. Plus sweatpants reviews may be a possible new direction, or just talking about the small stuff in movies. 

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VP 195 Doing Better than Cardi B

Grumpy Uncle Peter is doing better than Carli B, as is pretty much everyone who has a sense of what the real world is like. 

How to try and remain productive in a lockdown and the benefits of people not staring.

Also, why Grumpy Uncle Peter talked about porn so much the last episode and his concerns about living in Japan long term. 

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VP 194 The New Normal

Not every conversation has to end in porn, but yet they all do.

Sparking Joy with this podcast, if you don’t want to hear the multitude of thoughts Grumpy Uncle Peter has about porn you may not want to listen to this.

Also, Tae Kwon Do. That and, of course, corona virus.

How the new normal could be. 

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VP 191 Choose your own Smurfette

This veers into some rape oriented jokes so if you are not down with that as a concept you really want to skip over this one. 

A follow up on Star Trek that gets into some dark places using a transporter.  Smurfette and ending Bike Messenger challenges.

Why Microsoft doesn’t have to worry about losing copyright on Bing and fixing a lot of movies. 

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