Category: Podcast

Look, it isn’t just Peter talking about giants as a substitute for the love his father never gave him. It isn’t.

Sure, there is that, but that isn’t all it is. 

There’s other stuff too, about Game of Thrones. 

But it is mostly giants.

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Where do the best ringtones come from?

Doesd anyone want to visit the Halls factory in Thailand with Grumpy Uncle Peter?

Who is tougher?

Then the epic ramble that could be refined into something funny if someone actually cared.

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What is Spongebob and how has Ash not caught him yet?

When you do an interview and you think you’ve done everything right how is it you didn’t get the job. If they cut the interview short, the first mistake was thinking you did everything right.

I wrote for the internet for a long time, it has shown me many things. mostly, that people don’t read much anymore. 

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The truth about the relationship between this podcast and social media is finally revealed. 

Why is poetry so bad?

The first VelociPodcast Game review and a desperate attempt to offset buyers remorse.

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How to buy a Harley, or not to. 

Is batman a wuss? What’s it like to return to your home country and feel like an alien? Probably how everyone who listens to this podcast feels every day.

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Also, the t-shirt arrived, it looks better than I expected.

Grumpy Uncle Peter breaks the 4th wall on toilets in science fiction, then dives right back in. Why are Canadians so mean to Americans and a little love for the camera man.

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Grumpy Uncle Peter gets out of his comfort zone and then gets right back into it by spending his time messing with someone else. 

Several quora questions are resolved permenantly and music is considered.

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A short podcast before a summer break of what will probably be three weeks.

Learn the details and just to make it worth your while learn about a Tyson fight that almost happened.

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The Hulk is an endless supply of interest for me, thus I will make him so for you.

Also, learn the legend of whipping Tom and why that legend repeated itself.

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There is a big problem with the Wampa, and it is probably bigger than the fact you don’t know what a Wampa is. It’s the Wampa’s understanding of liquid properties in freezing temperatures.

Also, what would happen if the US bought Canada?

Finally, the dark past of Doraemon gets figured out and we realize that he isn’t there to serve Nobita at all. No, that kids cartoon is messed up.

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