So many questions, a would you rather, some hypotheticals and horse kicking. Also, why Libra is destined, astrologically, to fail like the bitch coin it is.
Category: Podcast
VelociPodcast 158: Boaty McPeterBoat
Why Peter never became a sailor, why he never got into street fights, why detective Conan was #1 in Japan. That’s a lot of Why questions answered.
VelociPodcast 157: Challenge Fail
Justin Beiber challenges Tom Cruise and I think I know why no one will really care. Do High IQ people feel each other? and another Would you rather…
VelociPodcast 156: Level 1
What is a black belt other than a guy who spent 7 dollars on a black belt? The Quora parenting questions don’t slow down because terrible parents spend their time on Quora.
Would you rather…? It’s going to be a 4 part series, or more.
What is a level 1 human being, the definitive answer.
VelociPodcast 155:Would You Rather 1
Nunchucks make a surprising re-visit, the Minotaur is perfectly defined and a standard “would you rather” question is answered 100% completely.
If you have your own “would you rather” questions tweet at https://twitter.com/VelociPeter or email velocipodcast@gmail.com
VelociPodcast 154: Scientology Nunchucks
Are your fail videos failing properly? Do you have real friends? Do you know when to use nunchucks? Most people do. How about recognizing when people asking questions are bullshitting. More importantly, should you get your scientology personality test done drunk?
VelociPodcast 153: Platypus Plague
The Minotaur is re-visited, hopefully for the last time. The question “Why is the Enterprise white?” has a surprisingly not racist answer. What is Grumpy Uncle Peter’s feelings on the Platypus and some helpful hints on how to not catch the plague.
VelociPodcast 152: Can a Centaur identify as a Minotaur?
There are some daddy issues that worked through in this one. So if you want to be witness to that, great. Then people who take fiction too seriously are attacked again, because screw those people.
Then the question is asked and Grumpy Uncle Peter takes a long drought of rum and answers the question. Finally, we can all know.
VelociPodcast 151: The Grumpy Principle
Learn all about all the internet Laws and principles. No, Rule 34 is not mentioned, because there has not been a Velocipodcast themed porn made yet, thus the rule does not hold.
Also, some kid needs to be taken down and I have no idea what people are talking about when they talk to me.
VelociPodcast 150: Centaurs
The 150th episode is a momentous occasion deserving in only the finest content, so this whole episode is devoted to how crap Centaurs are.
Seriously, just centaurs.
The images mentioned in the podcast:
Seriously, it’s all just disturbing.