VelociPodcast 113: Wampa Doraemon

There is a big problem with the Wampa, and it is probably bigger than the fact you don’t know what a Wampa is. It’s the Wampa’s understanding of liquid properties in freezing temperatures.

Also, what would happen if the US bought Canada?

Finally, the dark past of Doraemon gets figured out and we realize that he isn’t there to serve Nobita at all. No, that kids cartoon is messed up.

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VP 110: Oliver the Monkey

If you were going to make a bet, what would be something worth betting? That’ gets answered.

Also, why isn’t Jason Statham James Bond, other than the fact that he isn’t.

Finally, the conclusion is made that if you actually have to look up bestiality laws, you have bigger problems than the results of the search.

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VelociPodcast 109: The Hulk re-visited

It’s not a re-hash. Grumpy Uncle Peter re-visits the qualities of the Hulk, because apparently the Hulk must be considered annually or Peter dies.

American don’t seem to understand Canada isn’t a single individual and finally, once again, doubt all intelligence, which should be your normal state any way.

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VelociPodcast 106: Too much Anime DLC

Loose ends from previous podcasts get wrapped up. That doesn’t mean someone was killed…no one was killed. These were just ideas. You can’t kill an idea.

Anyway, that happens, then the Quora question about anime gets answered and Grumpy Uncle Peter just guessed about something.

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VP 105: Prayers for Birthdays

We need more information on thougths and prayers, there’s an amazing amount of Canada bashing on Quora that can’t be ignored.

Then GUP rips into his mom…? What a dick move.

Also, a transition into manhood that will never be forgotten.

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