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Month: April 2019

VelociPodcast 151: The Grumpy Principle

Learn all about all the internet Laws and principles. No, Rule 34 is not mentioned, because there has not been a Velocipodcast themed porn made yet, thus the rule does not hold. 

Also, some kid needs to be taken down and I have no idea what people are talking about when they talk to me. 

@VelociPeter

Posted on April 30, 2019April 30, 2019Categories PodcastTags dieting, parenting, peter principle, smart, the meg, time, ultimatum

VelociPodcast 150: Centaurs

The 150th episode is a momentous occasion deserving in only the finest content, so this whole episode is devoted to how crap Centaurs are.

Seriously, just centaurs.

The images mentioned in the podcast:

Seriously, it’s all just disturbing.

Posted on April 23, 2019April 23, 2019Categories Image, PodcastTags biology, centaur, hybrid, Klingons, mermaid, Mrhands, myth, sex, vampires

VelociPodcast 149: Forging a future

The vape nation along with whisky snobs need to back up and think about their lives.

Grumpy Uncle Peter basically avoided a life of crime because he wasn’t nurtured enough in school.@VelociPeter

Posted on April 16, 2019Categories PodcastTags academia, forgery, friendly happy people, manly, meanmug, morality, sushi, vape, vapenation, whiskeyneat, whisky

VelociPodcast 148: Ruining Reddits Thanos Theory

The whole purpose of the Michelin star is revealed.

Bitcoin explained, again,

Flat earthers need to stay away from large sticks.

The reddit theory of how Antman could defeat Thanos is defeated and find out what ties Irish boys, sailors and pimps together. 

@VelociPeter

Posted on April 9, 2019Categories Podcast

VelociPodcast 147: Drukpa Kunley

Grumpy Uncle Peter doesn’t want to catch flies, or ruin his honey. 

The Templars…did they do as much as people think? Probably not.

Should you hug your therapist? Sure, if you’re crazy.

Drupka is here to make everything all right, in as long as you are comfortable with debauchery.

@VelociPeter 

Posted on April 2, 2019Categories PodcastTags demons, enlightenment, flies with honey, hugs, idiom, Knights Templar, myths, Secret Society, therapy
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